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"… and then he smuggled it in my back door, and I was like WHAAA!"

"… and then he smuggled it in my back door, and I was like WHAAA!"

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Where are your pants missy? You are not gaga. And airing out the coot is not acceptable in public

Where are your pants missy? You are not gaga. And airing out the coot is not acceptable in public

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o lawd. It’s one of those pics where you can move anywhere in your room and she’s ALWAYS looking at you. Try it (it’ll do you some good to get off your ass anyway).

o lawd. It’s one of those pics where you can move anywhere in your room and she’s ALWAYS looking at you. Try it (it’ll do you some good to get off your ass anyway).

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OMFG! PHOTOSHOPPED FLOWERS! how upsetting!!! They all repeat like 3 times in a diagonal slant from bottom left slightly up and to the right.

OMFG! PHOTOSHOPPED FLOWERS! how upsetting!!! They all repeat like 3 times in a diagonal slant from bottom left slightly up and to the right.

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The mysterious kind of girl who will pretend to be preg with your love child while stalking you and your wife.

The mysterious kind of girl who will pretend to be preg with your love child while stalking you and your wife.

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