“… and then he smuggled it in my back door, and I was like WHAAA!”
Where are your pants missy? You are not gaga. And airing out the coot is not acceptable in public
o lawd. It’s one of those pics where you can move anywhere in your room and she’s ALWAYS looking at you. Try it (it’ll do you some good to get off your ass anyway).
OMFG! PHOTOSHOPPED FLOWERS! how upsetting!!! They all repeat like 3 times in a diagonal slant from bottom left slightly up and to the right.
The mysterious kind of girl who will pretend to be preg with your love child while stalking you and your wife.
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in...
nemomynameforevermore:
GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING
sofapizza:
pleatedjeans:via if i fits, i sits. (p.s.- top right)
pleatedjeans:via
if i fits, i sits.
(p.s.- top right)
awesomephilia:
In case you needed a smile today, here is a pig and a cat. They are pals! (via)